Name something made of wood that recites Shakespeare. Or something that when reciting Shakespeare, sounds like wood.
What would you get if you crossed the exciting thematics of Red Dawn, Mad Max and Lethal Weapon with the heart-pounding tension of Sommersby?
Name one actress who has no problem reviewing the film she's about to watch?
You've already clicked to the answer by now, but one last question anyway: why didn't I just watch The Fifth Element back-to-back on TNT and call it a night?