Journalism 101: Bad news first

Take your audience to the brink, then bring them back. This is how you do it.

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SkylersDad said…
(cue cheesy 70's porn music)

Oooh yeah baby, that's what daddy likes...

Mozart got the dual goin on ya know-what-i-mean...
2/21/07, 9:24 AM
SkylersDad said…
Darn, wish I would have found this link earlier:
http://www.windersports.net/bonerjuicevideo.htm
2/21/07, 9:56 AM
vikkitikkitavi said…
I dunno, I think they buried the lead there. I would have gone with:

"Lizards have two penises!"
2/21/07, 10:51 AM
Unknown said…
sky-dad: Can't get to that video right now; the BC government have a problem with it. I'll check it tonight.

vtt: There might be a gender gap in perspective on this one. Guys like to know the iguana's got options. Guys don't want to know the iguana's got a sweeter deal, eh?
2/21/07, 11:55 AM
GETkristiLOVE said…
Show Mozart a picture of Dick Cheney, that ought to about do it.
2/22/07, 7:50 AM
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