Being a big player in scraping flecks of gold from the massive bullion bar that is internet traffic, I installed Google Adsense on this page a couple weeks ago. I figured, hey, I have 3-4 people who regularly comment. Using a common marketing rule, that means as many as ten times that amount might be coming through! I can smell the cash.
But mostly I thought it would be fun to see which advertisers Google thinks best complements my content. That payoff, lady and gentleman, is here in today's featured ad.
Although I must say, having had Catholicism waged upon me at an early age, primarily by my maternal grandmother, ain't no fuckin' academy what could top that.