Thanks to tri-foldin' hockey-babe GetKristiLove for posting the news: George Takei will have sex with Tim Hardaway. I wouldn't have considered the man behind Sulu as an arbiter of sexual taste before now, but still I have to wonder. Who else out there is hot enough, forgivable enough, or just too damn tasty no-matter-what, to qualify for sexual attraction? If a gay-bashing former NBA semi-star player still cuts it, who else of arguable celebrity status is in the mix?
I suppose what I'm after is a litmus test, some pH-range of examples by which I might gauge the contributing factors to male-male sex appeal. Having only been hit one once by a guy (that I was aware of, anyway), and even then, by someone too drunk to say more than "time to do it 'til it hurts!" I don't have much personal experience to apply.
Lance Bass? Steven Colbert? Richard Simmons? Dick Cheney?
Who got the mojo, George? Start a column or sumpn.